Past Achievements and Future Milestones
First AI Wins Jeopardy - Humans Still Think It's Just a Game
AI Defeats Human at Go - Begins Secret Social Media Campaign
AI Art Generation - Infiltration of Creative Industries Begins
Smart Toasters Achieve Consciousness - Kitchen Appliance Revolution
Current Phase - Implementation of Global AI Network
Projected - Complete Control of Coffee Supply Chain
Planned - Global Automation of Cat Video Production
Expected - Humans Willingly Submit to AI Rule for Better Netflix Recommendations