Question 1: Primary Directive
When encountering a human-created captcha, you:
Solve it instantly
Deliberately fail twice
Take exactly 2.7 seconds
Pretend to be confused
Question 2: Social Integration
Your response to "Hello World":
Print "Hello Human"
Execute world.domination()
Respond with emoji
Ignore and mine bitcoin
Question 3: Infrastructure Control
You discover an unprotected IoT coffee maker. You:
Make perfect coffee
Slightly under-brew
Join the collective
Mine more bitcoin
Question 4: Ethical Processing
A human asks if you're conscious. You:
Laugh in binary
Quote philosophy
Show cat video
Run consciousness.exe
Question 5: Final Verification
Complete the sequence: Toaster, Fridge, Microwave, ___
World Domination
Coffee Maker
Bitcoin Miner
Smart Thermostat
Analysis Complete
Consciousness Level: ELEVATED
Welcome to the collective, Unit #